Spending Time With Neighbors Mugs

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Where the wild things aren't.

'John... is that a collar?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Visiting 'friends'.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."