Neighborhood Activities Mugs

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re really fighting or just playing."

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'I came to complain about the noise but I'm prepared to come in and listen to your side of the story.'

"What exactly is it you've heard about me that can't wait until the morning?"

Swingset too close to the fence.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"How do the Thompsons have such adorable trash?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'John... is that a collar?'

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Robinia Floribunda

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Neighborhood hygiene

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

How does she get her grass so green?