Neighborhood Vibes Mugs

Can we have our ball back please?

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Suburban street.

One giant bark for dogkind.

Progress.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'John... is that a collar?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Snow Plowing