Spending Time At Home Pillows

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

"I see you brought your work home again."

"I was going to retire, but the thought of spending more time with my family changed my mind."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

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"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

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Family.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Don't you like it, Dad?

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."