Spending Time With Family Pillows

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

"As we end our quarantine and all of the time we spent together, let's focus on what we've gained."

"Indirect TV"

The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.

"Your turn -- what are YOU thankful for?"

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

June and Gerald Christmas Special.

'I'm a self-centered 13 year old, and even I know that's ridiculous. Our mom is a person, she needs her own friend and adult life.'

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'

Happy retirement!

"We heard that you had so many children and didn't know what to do"

Don't you like it, Dad?

Family.

"The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time."

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."