Being At Home Pillows

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"We've decided to live together."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Santa's wash day.

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

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Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"