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'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

"I see you brought your work home again."

"I was going to retire, but the thought of spending more time with my family changed my mind."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

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'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

The following story is based on actual events.

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

Family.

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"