Spending Time Alone T-Shirts

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

"So what are you doing this weekend?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

She required plenty of personal space.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'How animals mark their territory'

Desert Planet

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Thanksgiving 2020

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

Sharing Interests. Husband has taken up knitting.

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'