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Introverts: Social Distancing Before it Was Cool

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'How animals mark their territory'

Thanksgiving 2020

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."