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'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fridge-to-table"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?

Real Fast Food.

'I've got a tight schedule.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

'For what we are about to receive...'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"Okay, so what do we add?"

Supper.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'And bang a few pots around. I like to pretend you won't just pull it out of the freezer and throw it in the microwave.'

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

"Our deluxe meal kit delivery service is only $20 more per month, and he'll even do the dishes."

Three square meals a day.

Slow food is healthier. But who has time to cook after work? My 30-minute meals cookbook helps. I've got one for 15-minute mains. I've got one for 12-minute dishes from scratch. Hmm�Exactly when does slow food become fast food? When your last meeting ends at 6 and parents' night starts at 7 sharp.

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

TV breakfast

"Instant soup, instant meal, instant coffee...yes, it all makes sense now."