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"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Not again!"

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Ocean Plastic blues

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Ludwig van Beethoven

Johnny Cashpoint.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

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"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Dogs of the World Unite

The gaming world.