Speedy Crusader Pillows

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

"Not again!"

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Ocean Plastic blues

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Johnny Cashpoint.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Personal Calorie Counter

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Video game

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

The gaming world.