Speeding Gifts

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

On the Autobahn, sign reads 'If you can read this, you're probably going too slow.'

Man stealing a speed camera.

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

Running

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

A smiling cyclist

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Dairy Devil

Computer Controlled Car

Runner going through hurdles.

Life in the fastest lane.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains