Speed Limits Gifts

"I told you she didn't like us!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Nice park. . .

A souped up car...

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Life in the fastest lane.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Give Way To Cyclists

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Zero gravity ahead.

'Can't you read?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'