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"I told you she didn't like us!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Dog Crossing

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Life in the fastest lane.

Nice park. . .

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

A souped up car...

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Driving without a flag?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Deer Crossing.

'Can't you read?'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Zero gravity ahead.