Speed Limit Adherent T-Shirts

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Seat Belt Law.

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"I told you she didn't like us!"

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

Chicken Crossing.

Fast-food shop closed for lunch.

Road Crossing

Why the chicken crossed the road.

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I'm going to have to give you a ticket for jaywalking.'

"You need orthopedic brake shoes"

"What's wrong, officer? I didn't violate the car pool lane rules."