Speed Limit Adherent T-Shirts

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Seat Belt Law.

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"I told you she didn't like us!"

Express Elevator.

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

Chicken Crossing.

Fast-food shop closed for lunch.

Road Crossing

Why the chicken crossed the road.

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Anyone else think it's ok to park your ship in an accessible space?

'I'm going to have to give you a ticket for jaywalking.'

"You need orthopedic brake shoes"