Traffic Rules T-Shirts

'Well don't say I didn't warn you!'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'Isn't it ironic: I've just been fined for Jay-Walking...'

Stop/Hop

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Give way

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

No Parking.

One Way

'Can't you read?'

NO ewe-turn.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

Dog Crossing

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Courtesy Showdown

A police officer pulls over a car

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."