Speed-less Wonders T-Shirts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

Paperless Office

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

Mobility Park.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

'To absent teeth.'

The Tour de Pants.

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"Now I just need to get an HGV Licence."

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."