Wingless Wonders T-Shirts

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Butterfly Woman

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Look man, no wings!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Caliologist

The hummingbird's hum.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Butterfly Woman

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Penguins going for flying lessons

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Football

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Clay pigeon shooting

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

White Naped Crane