Wingless Wonders T-Shirts

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Butterfly Woman

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Look man, no wings!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

The hummingbird's hum.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Butterfly Woman

Humming Bird's Hum.

Sara Sampaio

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Man turns into an angel.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Lepidopterist Heaven

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Football

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Clay pigeon shooting

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."