Speech Patterns Pillows

"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"

Sharon got stuck. . .

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

First Word

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Snapshots in Time

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

King Madras

William Pitt the Elder

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Time for speeches

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Victory speech.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Don't repeat this."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Citizen Cane...

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.