Patterns Pillows

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Prints in a Gallery.

'How did you guess that I'm a married man?'

Wet Paint

Snapshots in Time

"Oh gosh, I've come over all queasy all of a sudden."

"I just don't look good in prints."

"Chicken pox?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Fashionable Spots.

'Bloody showoff!'

'Yes, sir can I help you'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'I love your outfit.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.

King Madras

They've got it plaid... and that ain't good.

King Madras

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Quilt fanatic