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"Whu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uht?"

"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"

Sharon got stuck. . .

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

First Word

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Snapshots in Time

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Time for speeches

William Pitt the Elder

King Madras

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Victory speech.

"Don't repeat this."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.