Spectral Communicator Gifts

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"We evolved from asteroids"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Ruddy bloggers!

"Don't even think about it."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."