Spectral Biker Gifts

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

The Fast Lane.

Ghostbasters 3

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Give Way To Cyclists

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Wild Blueberries"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Wheelies Gang.

"I shaved my entire body and spent $2,600 on lighter bike components. Guess who's riding .04 miles per hour faster now?"

"It was green when I went through it."

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

Taking your bike to the moon.

Fish Tank Crash Helmet.

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

Ghost Writers Wanted.

"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

Bike Tricks

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

'We spend so much time looking at bikes on the Internet, we invested in a bigger monitor.'

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'

Normal scale

"I ran into someone's motorcycle outside. Who owns the chopper? No wait! Let me guess."