Tandem Biker Gifts

"It was green when I went through it."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Bike Romance

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"We're in an open marriage."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Tandem

Wheelies Gang.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"I hear your fix choppers."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Mild Thing.

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

Surgeon on bike.

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

Tandem face mask

Adam and eve riding a tandem bike

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

Bike Tricks

Harley Jacobson

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Lift on the Tandem.