Swift Cyclist Gifts

The Fast Lane.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Bike powered computer.

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

BMX Tricks

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Retirement became the obvious decision.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Ryan Bayley

Wheelies Gang.

Ladies in Lycra

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

Grim reaper has a broken tricycle.

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

King of the Mountain

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

The 'ironicycle'.

Tour de France