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'You're a special prosecutor? -- you don't look special.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'We have startling new evidence- take us to your Special Prosecutor!'

'Friends, Romans... Special Prosecutors...'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"