Special Prosecutor Gifts

'You're a special prosecutor? -- you don't look special.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'We have startling new evidence- take us to your Special Prosecutor!'

'Friends, Romans... Special Prosecutors...'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"