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"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Ice Cream Surgeon

A boy acting suspiciously

'Court's in recess!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Junior Doctor.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Just a little heads up!

Clive Anderson

'ok, who threw that?'

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

Playing Doctors.

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Attorney-at-play

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

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