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'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Ice Cream Surgeon

A boy acting suspiciously

'Court's in recess!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Junior Doctor.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Clive Anderson

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

Playing Doctors.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Attorney-at-play

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"