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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Burnout Syndrome...

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Camouflage Unit

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Army Doctor

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

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War and peace