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“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

TSA Noah

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Safety Barriers

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"