Special Forces Operative Mugs

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I spy with my little eye…"

Scarecrows guarding a field

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'