Special Operative Mugs

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Medical Examinations.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Coastguard

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Camouflage Unit

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Trust Your Doctor

Rescue Guide

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Niche Marketing

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."