Special Operative Mugs

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Medical Examinations.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Coastguard

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Camouflage Unit

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Rescue Guide

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Trust Your Doctor

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Niche Marketing

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

"We've just bought some software that's 20% better at being you for half the cost so we're letting you go."

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."