Special Forces Prints

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Burnout Syndrome...

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"He did it!"

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Camouflage Unit

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Superman's laundry

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Army Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.