Specials Enthusiast Prints

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

The rocket powered skiier

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A day at the transgenic races

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Surprise!"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Capital Tours

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Charades