Specials Enthusiast Pillows

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

The rocket powered skiier

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A day at the transgenic races

"Surprise!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Charades

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...