Nsa Enthusiast Pillows

'If Edward Snowden wants anonymity, he should try to win The X-Factor.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Ukraine Crisis

Nato Membership

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Europa Clipper

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

Christmas in Space

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

Plastic surgeon's here.