Special Forces Member Prints

Camouflage Unit

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

"You can do it!"

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

A Crown of Red Poppies

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Bombers drop pretzels

"I told you to slow down."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'