Special Constable Prints

Special Constables

The Great Chartist Demonstration. No. V. - Relief Duty.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Driving without a flag?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."