Spartan Mythology Fans Pillows

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Iliadette.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Life and Death

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

I came, I saw, I partied!

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

The Mother Of Damocles

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

"I find it helps me concentrate."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Helen?"