Sparkling Wine Fans With A Playful Side T-Shirts

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'A cheeky red?'

Bubbly

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Wine taster with mineral water

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"He changed water into wine!"

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Wine Party

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Enjoy?...How?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."