Sparkling Wine Fans With A Playful Side Prints

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'A cheeky red?'

Bubbly

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Wine taster with mineral water

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"He changed water into wine!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Wine Party

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Prosecco Drinker

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Enjoy?...How?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."