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"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Feast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Scarpia's Palace

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'