Spandex Lover Pillows

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Apocalliptical

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Moebot

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Magician makes a smell

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Wearing all black

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Fancy Dress Box

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

The Banana Crime

Rowan Atkinson,