Spandex Enthusiast Pillows

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

"I thought they were only shooting down white balloons! Not old men in red and blue spandex!"

"With all this spandex, it's less about fighting crime and more about fighting yeast infections."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'He's maturing early.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Happy Brithday

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Boxers vs. Briefs

Gymnast tangled up.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina

Spinning Wheel

The Acrobat/Musician

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Simone Biles: True Leader

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

The job interview took an odd turn.