Spandex Enthusiast Pillows

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

"With all this spandex, it's less about fighting crime and more about fighting yeast infections."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'He's maturing early.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Happy Brithday

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Boxers vs. Briefs

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Gymnast tangled up.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Spinning Wheel

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina

The Acrobat/Musician

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

The job interview took an odd turn.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Simone Biles: True Leader

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Your first lesson is free.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'