Space Travel Addict T-Shirts

'You've got to hide me, Earthling! -- the big guys are after me!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Learner Driver

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Moon Souvenirs

L.A. Transfer

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I'm infectious."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Not in my name!"

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

UFO

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'