Space Travel Addict Prints

'You've got to hide me, Earthling! -- the big guys are after me!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Learner Driver

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

First Contact

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Moon Souvenirs

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Not in my name!"

UFO

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'