Space-time Explorers Gifts

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

God Sneezes Out Creation

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

The First Martian Dog.