Space-time Explorers Mugs

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'But what is the universe for?'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.