Space-time Explorer Gifts

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

J2 Space-Time Institute: Where? When? We're working on it.

I must begrudgingly congratulate you for conquering the laws of space and time by utterly destroying Happy Hour. ! !

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

'That really can play havoc with the space-time-continuum.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'The big bang theory of creation.'

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Big Bang Theory.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .